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Hi, I'm Courtney, I enjoy a crunchy taco.... or a 7 layer. I'm a girl, sometimes I have thoughts, I'm not a witch just cos I can do math. I like the way "people" is spelled.

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I did many things to my hair this week, it’s now short and vibrant just like me

I did many things to my hair this week, it’s now short and vibrant just like me

here’s a picture of me and a couple of my main bitches

here’s a picture of me and a couple of my main bitches

I’m way too tan for my comfort but I really liked my makeup today

I’m way too tan for my comfort but I really liked my makeup today

just finished my book and I can’t sleep so naturally it’s selfie o’clock

just finished my book and I can’t sleep so naturally it’s selfie o’clock

I had really awesome eyeliner today and I felt good about the way I looked, go me.

I liked my makeup today but no one got to see it so I had to share it. Purple lips are definitely my new favorite

I liked my makeup today but no one got to see it so I had to share it. Purple lips are definitely my new favorite

I looked really cute tonight for no reason, I stayed in watching Big Bang Theory all night, couldn’t let my confidence go to waste.

in case you wanted a ridiculous looking selfie, let me be so kind as to provide you with that.

in case you wanted a ridiculous looking selfie, let me be so kind as to provide you with that.

where do I sign up to get paid for taking selfies?

where do I sign up to get paid for taking selfies?

I’ve been watching tv like this for the past hour and I forgot it was there until I got up.

I’ve been watching tv like this for the past hour and I forgot it was there until I got up.

eyebrow game was strong today and I’m not apologizing for the selfie

eyebrow game was strong today and I’m not apologizing for the selfie

a selfie that accurately depicts my life and state of mind in this strange period of my life

a selfie that accurately depicts my life and state of mind in this strange period of my life

I wore green/teal lipstick today and I felt like a frickin fancy lady!

I wore green/teal lipstick today and I felt like a frickin fancy lady!