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Hi, I'm Courtney, I enjoy a crunchy taco.... or a 7 layer. I'm a girl, sometimes I have thoughts, I'm not a witch just cos I can do math. I like the way "people" is spelled.

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my boobs are going to suffocate me one day. hey look, my lipstick matches my bra

my boobs are going to suffocate me one day. hey look, my lipstick matches my bra

massive metallica shirts make for excellent sleeping attire. in this moment I like myself.

massive metallica shirts make for excellent sleeping attire. in this moment I like myself.

I felt adorable earlier. check out that sweet moose pillow case; whitecrippledwings stop photo bombing me.

I felt adorable earlier. check out that sweet moose pillow case; whitecrippledwings stop photo bombing me.

I did many things to my hair this week, it’s now short and vibrant just like me

I did many things to my hair this week, it’s now short and vibrant just like me

here’s a picture of me and a couple of my main bitches

here’s a picture of me and a couple of my main bitches

I’m way too tan for my comfort but I really liked my makeup today

I’m way too tan for my comfort but I really liked my makeup today

just finished my book and I can’t sleep so naturally it’s selfie o’clock

just finished my book and I can’t sleep so naturally it’s selfie o’clock

I had really awesome eyeliner today and I felt good about the way I looked, go me.

I liked my makeup today but no one got to see it so I had to share it. Purple lips are definitely my new favorite

I liked my makeup today but no one got to see it so I had to share it. Purple lips are definitely my new favorite

I looked really cute tonight for no reason, I stayed in watching Big Bang Theory all night, couldn’t let my confidence go to waste.

in case you wanted a ridiculous looking selfie, let me be so kind as to provide you with that.

in case you wanted a ridiculous looking selfie, let me be so kind as to provide you with that.

where do I sign up to get paid for taking selfies?

where do I sign up to get paid for taking selfies?

I’ve been watching tv like this for the past hour and I forgot it was there until I got up.

I’ve been watching tv like this for the past hour and I forgot it was there until I got up.