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Hi, I'm Courtney, I enjoy a crunchy taco.... or a 7 layer. I'm a girl, sometimes I have thoughts, I'm not a witch just cos I can do math. I like the way "people" is spelled.

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.


Kill Bill Vol.I (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

Kill Bill Vol.I (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

itsjustjensen:

someone needs to call Mrs. Padalecki

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

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